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Current Menu

2024 Spring / Summer  

 

Dumplings:

an order of 10 dumplings: $15

your choice of Pork, shrimp, chicken, or veggie, 

Supercharger cocktails: 

Jackalope Spritz $16

Sparkling Pet-nat rose, Ulrich Aperitivo, Strawberry, Topo Chico

 

Live Fast, Die Sideways $16

Nixta Elote, Wild Turkey 101, Poli Liqore Camomilla, lemon, honey, Regans Orange Bitters, eggwhite, red wine float.

 

Saucy Jack $16

La Vieja Taberna Reposado, Singani 63, Lucky Falernum, mango, vanilla, lime, chamoy

 

American Melons $15

Skinos Mastiha, watermelon, lime, Topo Chico, mint

 

Mercy Reef$18

Dark rum blend, Faretti Biscotti Liqueur, Kahlua, Cinnamon Toast Crunch™ horchata, coconut

cream, lime

 

Seduce & Destroy $18

Tarsier Calamansi Gin, Thatcher Peach, Mustard-Cayenne Honey, Lemon, egg white, Rosewater

 

Now or Never or Maybe Later$19

Mal Bien Espadin mezcal, Mezzodi, Parajote Guava, Chinola, Naranjilla, lime, Angostura

 

Cocktails for Dolphins $16

Banhez Destilado de Pina, Mancino Bianco Vermouth, Nonino Aperitivo, Gran Classico

 

Gator Saddle $16

La Vieja Taberna Blanco, Ancho Reyes Verde, cucumber, fennel, lime

 

Celestial Crescendo $21

Ming River Baijiu, Rhum JM Jardin Fruite, Laird's Straight Apple Brandy, Nardini Amaro, Pierre Ferrand Yuzu Curacao, orgeat, pineapple, lime, saline

 

 

Legacy Cocktails:

 

Memory Blade $14

Bourbon, Citrus, Apricot, Ginger, Honey & Lavender

Stampede's flagship cocktail. Tastes like the first time, every time.

 

Meow Meow $15

Tito's Vodka, Pisco, Aloe, Lime, Pineapple, 

House-Made Pineapple Gum Syrup,

Thai Basil Shrub

Stunning, vibrant, cvnty vodka sour.

 

Thunderfucker $21

Green Chartreuse, Avua Amburana Cachaca, 

House-Made Pineapple Gum Syrup, Lime

Die Lit.

 

Shrunken Head Disco $16

Mezcal, Guava, Aperol, Orgeat, Lime, Firewater Bitters

Tonight a cocktail saved my life and it was this tropical bad boy.

*contains nuts

 

How To Kill A Friend  $16

Mezcal, Campari, PX Sherry, Lime,

Pineapple, Combier

A modern classic.. A velvety, juicy and bitter jungle bird.

 

1-800-Bangers Only $19

Uncle Val's Botanical, Strega, Giffard Banana, 

Velvet Falernum, Pineapple, Kiwi, Lime, Orgeat 

A tropical juice bomb ready to blow up your phone. Call Now!

*contains nuts

 

The Gin Old Fashioned $14

Uncle Val's Botanical Gin, Macadamia Nut Syrup, Bitters The perfect summer cocktail.

*contains nuts

Tentacle Hentai Enthusiast $18

Botanist Gin, Thai rum, Strega, Suze, Cocchi Americano, Scrappy's Alpine Bitters, Chartreuse Vegetal

This nuclear Negroni is going to make you sexually radioactive 

Thieves Guild $16

Smith & Cross, Cognac, Peychauds, Demerara Gum Syrup, Absinthe

A high octane rum Sazerac.

The Vanishing West $14

Rye, Foro Amaro, Punt E Mes,

Orange Cream Citrate

Nobody gets to be a cowboy forever. Stampede's twist on a Manhattan.

 

Earthly Tether $14

Maitake Mushroom Infused Bourbon, Cynar, 

House-Made Thyme Tincture,

Black Walnut Bitters

An Old Fashioned with an underworldy amount of umami. Trust us.

*contains nuts 

 

Korova Milk Bar $15

Bourbon, Elderflower, Cream, 

Coconut Cream, Lemon, Lime and Bitters  

The Stampede Cult Classic. A Kubrickian take on an elderflower frappe.

*Contains dairy 

 

Artusian Slug $16

Sfumato, Black Strap Rum,Demerara, 

Lime, Ginger, Cardamom, Ginger Beer 

Duke Atlas' Favorite twist on a bitter Dark & Stormy.

Thronebreaker $20

Peaty Scotch, Lemon, Pineapple,

Demerara, Orgeat

A super peaty scotch Mai Tai.

*contains nuts 

 

High Cost Of Chaos $15

Reposado Tequila, coffee, Thai tea, cream, coconut cream 

A Thai tea speed ball.

V3XMILK $16

Creme de menth, pandan liqueur, white chocolate liqueur, cream

Brought to you by the lizard people at CERN

Midnight to Midnight $14

Averna, Pineapple, Lime, Grenadine,

Cherry Bitters

The Bartenders' Handshake and a pineapple daiquiri had a baby. 

*contains nuts

Beer, Wine, & shots: 

Beer , Seltzer , Cider

 

Seltzer - Nectar Lychee $7

 

Cider - Schilling $7

 

Belgian - Holy Mountain 

White Lodge $8

 

IPA - Ravenna $8

 

Cerveza - Stoup $8

 

Lager - Rainier $4

 

N/A IPA - Vandestreek $8

Wine: 

 

Bubbles - Querena Brut

Cava, Spain. NV: $10/36 

Clean, Crisp, Zingy

 

Pet Nat - Col Di Luna

Raboso. Veneto, Italy

NV: $12/$40

Bramble Fruit, Cranberry, Grapefruit

 

White - Les Deux Moulins

Sauvignon Blanc. Loire, France 

2022: $10/$36

Fresh Citrus, Kiwi, Melon, Minerality

 

Rose - Lasalde Elkartea: “Balea” Hondarrabi Zuri. Txakolina, Spain. 2022: $11/38 

Watermelon, Rhubarb, Pop Rocks 

 

Orange - Bodegas Navarrsotillo ‘Gaupasa’, Garnacha, Spain. 2022: $11/$38 

Stonefruit, Zesty, Tropical

 

Red - Iuli ‘Umberta’, Barbera, Italy, 

2022: $13/45 

Blackberry, Cherry, Plum, Spice

 

N/A Red - Gruvi Dry Red $8

 

SHOTS: 

Mystery Shot $5

Top secret!

 

50/50 $8

Bartender's choice, works half the time, every time. 

Underberg $5

The tiniest little bottle you've ever seen! 

Cold Choke $5

Cold brew and Cynar

Jello Shots $3

A shot that has been compressed into its solid phase. 

HAPPY HOUR 

All Happy Hour cocktails $11 5pm-7pm Monday -Thursday 

And all day Sunday. 

VESPER MARTINI

Gin, vodka, 

Tempus Fugit Kina,

lemon peel

                             

PAINKILLER

Rum, coconut cream, 

OJ, pineapple, lime, 

grated nutmeg

 

DEAD MAN'S MULE

Absinthe, orgeat, allspice, 

lime, ginger beer

 

EL DIABLO

Tequila, cassis, lime, 

ginger beer

 

SURFER ON ACID

Probitas Rum, 

Charanda Uruapan, 

Kalani Coconut, 

Amaro Montenegro

demerara, pineapple, 

lime, Angostura

 

​JACK ROSE 

Apple brandy, lemon, 

grenadine 

 

MINT JULEP

Bourbon, mint, demerara

 

SEX ON THE BEACH

Vodka, peach schnapps, 

cassis, OJ, cranberry

Parties of 10 or more will have a 20% auto gratuity

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