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Current Menu
Here are the offerings on our current winter menu
Talk N’ Crush
Gin, Ramazzotti Rosato Apertif, Tonic
Commune with the dead or the bartender, same diff.
$14
The Hollow Man’s Bargain
Thai Rum, Yellow Pepper, Lemon, Peppercorn Tincture, Grapefruit Bitters
What would you trade for the best night of your life?
$14
Cryptozoology 101
Zebrawood Cachaça, Pineapple Rum, Allspice Dram, Banana, Yogurt, Coconut Cream, Pineapple Gum
Bigfoots prefered banana lassi.
*contains dairy
$17
Illuminati Lizards from Outer Space
Bar Strength Cachaça, Ramazotti Apertivo Rosato, Tamarind Shrub, House-Made Limeade
Look into my eyes...You want this drink.
$14
Possession Please
Basil Vodka, Mezzodi, China China, Crème De Cassis, Lemon,
Blueberry Bitters, Egg White
The power of Christ compels you to order this Vodka PP Sour
$14
Art Bell’s Dark Matter Old Fashioned
Rye, Cynar, Cherry, Vanilla Cardamom Syrup, Cherry Bitters
A cherry vanilla twist on a long lost friend
*contains nuts
$15
Animorph Swizzle
Gin, Brucato Chaparral, Amaro Ciociaro, Pineapple, Lime, Orgeat
He started as Dave now he’s a cobra.
*contains nuts
$17
Demon Friend Material
Elderflower, Green Chili Vodka, Mezcal, Lemon, Gochujang, Cucumber
Jayd’s Luciferian twist on a Hot Charlotte
$15
Advanced Pentagrams
Reposado Tequila, Coffee, Thai Tea, Cream, Coconut Cream
A Thai Tea riff that also conjures Fred your neighborhood Incubus (see above)
$15
FUCKING JELLO SHOTS | 2 for $5
Rotating DTO Shots (Daiquiri Time Out) - $6
Non-Alcoholic Cocktails
$13 each
Mirror Of My Heart
Wilderton Lustre, Pathfinder,
Pistachio Orgeat, Rosewater
*contains nuts
Secret Letters of the Alphabet
Pathfinder Amaro, House-Made Raspberry Shrub, Lime, Grapefruit
The Suductress
Gruvi N/A Red, Wilderton Lustre, Sangria Spices, Orange
Martian Mojo
Wilderton Lustre, Giffard Aperitif Sirop,
Som Tangerine, Orange, Cream,
Vanilla Syrup, N/A Orange Bitters
*contains dairy
Emerald Graves
Seed Lip Garden, Lime, Pineapple Shrub, Demerara, Kiwi
Happy Hour Menu
Sunday - Thursday, 5-7pm
$11 each
Painkiller
Rum, Oj, Coco Cream, Pina, Lime
El Presidente
Rum, Lillet, Dry Curacao, Grenadine
Jasmine
Gin, Lemon, Campari, Curacao
Red Hook
Rye, Punt E Mes, Maraschino
Pornstar Martini
Vodka, Pineapple, Lime, Passionfruit, Vanilla
Royal Bermuda Yacht Club
Rum Lime, Curacao, Falernum
Oaxacan Old Fashioned
Tequila, Mezcal, Demerara, Mole Bitters
Bicicletta
White Wine, Campari, Soda
Sherry Daiquiri
Blended Sherry, Lime
Dumplings $13
(12 dumplings per order- choose one from the 3 varieties below!)
Veggie Medley
Pork
Chicken
Beer & Wine
Rainier Tall Boy Can (16oz) $3
Cloudburst Rotating IPA (16oz can) $8
Modelo Especial (12oz bottle) $5
Rotating Urban Family Sour (12oz can) $7
Future Primitive NPFO German Pilsner (16oz can) $7
Miller High Life Pony (7oz bottle) $2
Vega Cava or Sparkling Brut Rose (by the glass) $9
Alloy Everyday Red Blend (16oz can) $15
Field Recordings Pinot Gris (16oz can) $15
Frico Lambrusco (9oz can) $8
Athletic Brewing N/A Golden Ale (12oz can) $3
Parties of 15 or more will have a 25% auto gratuity
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