New Wave, Half Daze $13

"Michelada style" N.P.F.O Pilsner, Tomatillo Salsa, Lime, Honeydew, Peach, Habanero

 

Cassie Drinks Amaro Now… $17

Sennzafinne Summer, Americano Bianco, Salted Blackberry, Lime, Topo Chico 

 

Street Race on a School Night  $15

Brucato Amaro, Lillet Blanc, Fino Sherry, Touma Arak

*contains nuts 

 

My Dream Girl, the T.A. $17

Novo Fogo Bar Strength Cachaca, Macadamia Nut Horchata, Passionfruit, Lime

*contains nuts 

 

Useless European facts for Two Hundred $18

Absinthe, Laphroaig, Strawberry, Lemon, Orgeat, Cava

*contains nuts 

 

Papa Don't Preach $15

Brennivin Rugbraud, Gin, Rose, Citrus, Cinnamon, Cream 

 

Hotel Idlewild $15

Milk Thistle Infused Rum, Pear Brandy, Peach, Oat Milk

 

Whose Pool is This? $14

Cucumber Vodka, Por Siempre Sotol, Lime, Pineapple, Firewater Bitters 

 

The Great Roller Kingdom Riot of '85 $16

Plantation Dark Rum, Doctor Bird, Cherry, Sarsaparilla, Creme de Moka, Orange Juice, Cream, Coconut  

 

Dropout Dress Code $14

Bell Pepper infused Mellow Corn, Mezzodi, House Mango Bitters, Fennel infused Jamaican Rum 

 

Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) $16

Reposado, Mezcal, Px Sherry, Ancho Reyes, House Blueberry Bitters 

 

FUCKING JELLO SHOTS 2 for $5

 

Rotating DTOs (Daiquiri Time Outs) - $6

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Non Alcoholic Cocktails ​    

 

Huntsman Academy for the Far Sighted $13

Clarified Milk Punch , Pineapple, Tonka, Pine, Coconut

 

P.E. Office Hours $13

Pathfinder Amaro, Raspberry Shrub, Lime, Grapefruit   

 

After School Special $13

Bruleed Custard, Lavender, Oleo Sacrum, Double Bergamot Earl Grey, Wilderton Lustre

 

We're Saving Up to Buy a Computer $13

Bax Sea Buckthorn, Pomegranate Shrub, Giffard Apertif  

 

Textbooks > Tinder  $13

Kentucky 74, Pathfinder Amaro, Orange Juice, Toasted Malt Syrup, Px Sherry Vinegar, Orange Bitters

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 Happy Hour

4-6 Mon-Thur

$11 Each

Airmail

Rum, Lime, Honey, Cava, Mint

 

Siesta

Tequila, Campari, Grapefruit and Lime

 

Trident

Aquavit, Cynar, Manzanilla Sherry, Peach Bitters

 

Painkiller

Rum, OJ, Pineapple, Coconut Cream and Nutmeg

 

French Martini

Vodka, Pineapple, Chambord and Lime

 

Vesper

Vodka, Gin, Cocchi Americano, Hopped Grapefruit Bitters

 

Hotel Nacional

Rum, Apricot, Pineapple and Lime Bensonhurst Bourbon, Cocchi Americano, Maraschino, Amaro

 

Dumplings   

Full order (12 dumplings) $13

Veggie medley​

Pork

Chicken​ ​
 

 

Beer & Wine

Rainer (16oz.) -$3

Cloudburst Rotating IPA (16oz) - $8

Modelo Especial Mexican Lager (12oz)-$5

Rotating Urban Family Sour (12oz)- $7

Black Stripe Coconut Porter (16oz)-$6

Future Primitive NPFO German Pilsner (16oz) -$7

Miller Pony-$2 ​

Cava and Sparkling Brut Rose -All $9

Alloy Everyday Red Blend- 16oz Can $15

Hans Gruner white wine - 16oz Can $15

Lambrusco Can-$8 ​