Current Menu
2024 Spring / Summer
Dumplings:
an order of 10 dumplings: $15
your choice of Pork, shrimp, chicken, or veggie,
Supercharger cocktails:
Jackalope Spritz $16
Sparkling Pet-nat rose, Ulrich Aperitivo, Strawberry, Topo Chico
Live Fast, Die Sideways $16
Nixta Elote, Wild Turkey 101, Poli Liqore Camomilla, lemon, honey, Regans Orange Bitters, eggwhite, red wine float.
Saucy Jack $16
La Vieja Taberna Reposado, Singani 63, Lucky Falernum, mango, vanilla, lime, chamoy
American Melons $15
Skinos Mastiha, watermelon, lime, Topo Chico, mint
Mercy Reef$18
Dark rum blend, Faretti Biscotti Liqueur, Kahlua, Cinnamon Toast Crunch™ horchata, coconut
cream, lime
Seduce & Destroy $18
Tarsier Calamansi Gin, Thatcher Peach, Mustard-Cayenne Honey, Lemon, egg white, Rosewater
Now or Never or Maybe Later$19
Mal Bien Espadin mezcal, Mezzodi, Parajote Guava, Chinola, Naranjilla, lime, Angostura
Cocktails for Dolphins $16
Banhez Destilado de Pina, Mancino Bianco Vermouth, Nonino Aperitivo, Gran Classico
Gator Saddle $16
La Vieja Taberna Blanco, Ancho Reyes Verde, cucumber, fennel, lime
Celestial Crescendo $21
Ming River Baijiu, Rhum JM Jardin Fruite, Laird's Straight Apple Brandy, Nardini Amaro, Pierre Ferrand Yuzu Curacao, orgeat, pineapple, lime, saline
Legacy Cocktails:
Memory Blade $14
Bourbon, Citrus, Apricot, Ginger, Honey & Lavender
Stampede's flagship cocktail. Tastes like the first time, every time.
Meow Meow $15
Tito's Vodka, Pisco, Aloe, Lime, Pineapple,
House-Made Pineapple Gum Syrup,
Thai Basil Shrub
Stunning, vibrant, cvnty vodka sour.
Thunderfucker $21
Green Chartreuse, Avua Amburana Cachaca,
House-Made Pineapple Gum Syrup, Lime
Die Lit.
Shrunken Head Disco $16
Mezcal, Guava, Aperol, Orgeat, Lime, Firewater Bitters
Tonight a cocktail saved my life and it was this tropical bad boy.
*contains nuts
How To Kill A Friend $16
Mezcal, Campari, PX Sherry, Lime,
Pineapple, Combier
A modern classic.. A velvety, juicy and bitter jungle bird.
1-800-Bangers Only $19
Uncle Val's Botanical, Strega, Giffard Banana,
Velvet Falernum, Pineapple, Kiwi, Lime, Orgeat
A tropical juice bomb ready to blow up your phone. Call Now!
*contains nuts
The Gin Old Fashioned $14
Uncle Val's Botanical Gin, Macadamia Nut Syrup, Bitters The perfect summer cocktail.
*contains nuts
Tentacle Hentai Enthusiast $18
Botanist Gin, Thai rum, Strega, Suze, Cocchi Americano, Scrappy's Alpine Bitters, Chartreuse Vegetal
This nuclear Negroni is going to make you sexually radioactive
Thieves Guild $16
Smith & Cross, Cognac, Peychauds, Demerara Gum Syrup, Absinthe
A high octane rum Sazerac.
The Vanishing West $14
Rye, Foro Amaro, Punt E Mes,
Orange Cream Citrate
Nobody gets to be a cowboy forever. Stampede's twist on a Manhattan.
Earthly Tether $14
Maitake Mushroom Infused Bourbon, Cynar,
House-Made Thyme Tincture,
Black Walnut Bitters
An Old Fashioned with an underworldy amount of umami. Trust us.
*contains nuts
Korova Milk Bar $15
Bourbon, Elderflower, Cream,
Coconut Cream, Lemon, Lime and Bitters
The Stampede Cult Classic. A Kubrickian take on an elderflower frappe.
*Contains dairy
Artusian Slug $16
Sfumato, Black Strap Rum,Demerara,
Lime, Ginger, Cardamom, Ginger Beer
Duke Atlas' Favorite twist on a bitter Dark & Stormy.
Thronebreaker $20
Peaty Scotch, Lemon, Pineapple,
Demerara, Orgeat
A super peaty scotch Mai Tai.
*contains nuts
High Cost Of Chaos $15
Reposado Tequila, coffee, Thai tea, cream, coconut cream
A Thai tea speed ball.
V3XMILK $16
Creme de menth, pandan liqueur, white chocolate liqueur, cream
Brought to you by the lizard people at CERN
Midnight to Midnight $14
Averna, Pineapple, Lime, Grenadine,
Cherry Bitters
The Bartenders' Handshake and a pineapple daiquiri had a baby.
*contains nuts
Beer, Wine, & shots:
Beer , Seltzer , Cider
Seltzer - Nectar Lychee $7
Cider - Schilling $7
Belgian - Holy Mountain
White Lodge $8
IPA - Ravenna $8
Cerveza - Stoup $8
Lager - Rainier $4
N/A IPA - Vandestreek $8
Wine:
Bubbles - Querena Brut
Cava, Spain. NV: $10/36
Clean, Crisp, Zingy
Pet Nat - Col Di Luna
Raboso. Veneto, Italy
NV: $12/$40
Bramble Fruit, Cranberry, Grapefruit
White - Les Deux Moulins
Sauvignon Blanc. Loire, France
2022: $10/$36
Fresh Citrus, Kiwi, Melon, Minerality
Rose - Lasalde Elkartea: “Balea” Hondarrabi Zuri. Txakolina, Spain. 2022: $11/38
Watermelon, Rhubarb, Pop Rocks
Orange - Bodegas Navarrsotillo ‘Gaupasa’, Garnacha, Spain. 2022: $11/$38
Stonefruit, Zesty, Tropical
Red - Iuli ‘Umberta’, Barbera, Italy,
2022: $13/45
Blackberry, Cherry, Plum, Spice
N/A Red - Gruvi Dry Red $8
SHOTS:
Mystery Shot $5
Top secret!
50/50 $8
Bartender's choice, works half the time, every time.
Underberg $5
The tiniest little bottle you've ever seen!
Cold Choke $5
Cold brew and Cynar
Jello Shots $3
A shot that has been compressed into its solid phase.
HAPPY HOUR
All Happy Hour cocktails $11 5pm-7pm Monday -Thursday
And all day Sunday.
VESPER MARTINI
Gin, vodka,
Tempus Fugit Kina,
lemon peel
PAINKILLER
Rum, coconut cream,
OJ, pineapple, lime,
grated nutmeg
DEAD MAN'S MULE
Absinthe, orgeat, allspice,
lime, ginger beer
EL DIABLO
Tequila, cassis, lime,
ginger beer
SURFER ON ACID
Probitas Rum,
Charanda Uruapan,
Kalani Coconut,
Amaro Montenegro
demerara, pineapple,
lime, Angostura
JACK ROSE
Apple brandy, lemon,
grenadine
MINT JULEP
Bourbon, mint, demerara
SEX ON THE BEACH
Vodka, peach schnapps,
cassis, OJ, cranberry
Parties of 10 or more will have a 20% auto gratuity