A Gentleman's Study

of Leisurely Pursuits $15

Ransom Rye, Blanche Armagnac, Spiced Maple,

Pasubio, Trinity Bitters, Saline

When you love maple as much as Jonah does, thirty years of leisure moves by in the blink of an eye.

Cheers to all the maple farmers.

 

Only Love Can Break Your Heart $17

Tequila, Campari, Berry Shrub, Lime,

Grapefruit, Firewater, egg white

This gorgeous, spicy lady will fuck you up.

Not…alcoholic-ly, but like, emotionally.

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Deviant's Delight $18

Coconut Fat Washed Tito's Vodka, Borghetti,

Combier, Toasted Coconut, Chocolate & Mole Bitters

After years of R&D in the Blue Labyrinth Labs underneath Stampede we have finally perfected the Espresso Martini. Anything purer has to make a pitstop in Sinaloa

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Spyder-550 feat Rick Ross $16

Cognac, Rye, Cherry, Allspice,

Lemon, Orgeat, Abbots Bitters.

The winter cocktail that's Too Good To Be True.

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Red Moon Blues $19

Scotch, Apple Cider, Lemon, Le Verger,

Brucato Orchard Amaro, Cinnamon, Angostura. Sage.

Crusher in Autumn. The Honeycrisp air wafts past our orchard photoshoot.Our scarves match our dogs. How did it end up like this?

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The Sword that Slew a Billion Angels $18

Mezcal, Pedro Ximenez Sherry, Allspice Dram,

Falernum, Lime, OJ, Honey, Angostura Bitters

The Spiritual successor to How to Kill a Friend

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Tentacle Hentai Enthusiast $18

Botanist Gin, Thai Rum, Strega, Suze, Cocchi Americano, Scrappy's Alpine bitters,

Chartreuse Vegetal

This nuclear Negroni is going to make you sexually radioactive

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A Hot Drink Named Doug $15

Four Roses Bourbon, Jamaican & Barbados Rums,

Ginger Liqueur, Rooibos,

Santa Maria Al Monte, Honey, Lemon

You're cold. Doug's Warm

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FUCKING JELLO SHOTS | 2 for $5

MYSTERY SHOT | $5

DTO |  $5

 

Non-Alcoholic Cocktails ​    

$13 each

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Heretical Alchemy

Pathfinder Amaro, Beet, Ginger,

 Lemon, Cinnamon, Orgeat.

 

The Suductress

Gruvi N/A Red, Wilderton Lustre, Sangria Spices, Orange

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Martian Mojo

Wilderton Lustre, Giffard Aperitif Sirop,

Som Tangerine, Orange, Cream,

Vanilla Syrup, N/A Orange Bitters

*contains dairy

 

Emerald Graves

Seed Lip Garden, Lime, Pineapple Shrub, Demerara, Kiwi

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Secret Letters of the Alphabet

Pathfinder Amaro, House-Made Raspberry Shrub, Lime, Grapefruit

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 Happy Hour Menu

Monday - Thursday, 5-7pm

Sunday - All Day

$11 each 

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Stampede martini

Gin Blend, Blanc & Dry Vermouths, Orange Bitters, Caperberry

                             

Painkiller

Rum, Coconut Cream, OJ, Pineapple, Lime, Grated Nutmeg

 

Dead Man's Mule

Absinthe, Orgeat, Allspice, Lime, Ginger Beer

 

Mulata

Anejo Rum, Cacao, Demerara, Lime

 

El Diablo

Tequila, Cassis, Lime, Ginger Beer

 

Corpse Reviver #1

Cognac, Calvados, Sweet Vermouth, Bitters

 

Hot Toddy

Scotch, Allspice Dram, Ginger, Lemon, Honey

 

White Russian

Vodka, Kahlua, Cream, Orgeat

 

Trident

Aquavit, Cynar, Fino Sherry, Peach Bitters

 

Airmail

Rum, Lime, Honey, Cava

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Dumplings  $13

(12 dumplings per order- choose one from the 3 varieties below!)

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Veggie Medley​

Pork

Chicken​ ​

 

Wine

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Bubbles - Querena Brut, Cava, Spain, NV: 

$10/36 Clean, Crisp, Zingy

 

White - Les Deux Moulins, Sauvignon Blanc, France, 2022: $10/36

Crispy Pear, Minerals, Grapefruit, Grassy

 

Rose - Daou 'Discovery', Grenache, California, 2022: $10/$36

Strawberry, Watermelon, Rosehip

 

Orange - Bodegas Navarrsotillo 'Gaupasa', Garnacha, Spain, 2022: $10/$36

Stonefruit, Zesty, Tropical

 

Red - Iuli 'Rossore', Barbera, Italy, 

2018: $14/48

Blackberry, Plum, Dark Chocolate, Balsamic

 

Red - Domaine des Ardoisieres 'Silice', Moundeuse Noir, France, 2022: $55

Wild Strawberry, Violette, Mushroom, White Pepper

 

N/A Red - Gruvi Dry Red $8

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Beer: 

Seltzer - Nectar Asian Pear $7

Cider - Schilling: $7

Lager - Rainier $4

Dark - Holy Mountain $8

IPA - Cloudburst $8

Pilsner - Stoup $8

N/A IPA - Vandestreek $8